Somebody recently said to me he didn't want to objectify me. So let's subjectify me... No, subjectify is not in the dictionary. In this incarnation, I am a cowgirl chef witch writer sex-goddess mother lover wife bitch sister wizard daughter magician niece truth-seeker liar bohemian conservative ultra-liberal apathetic. If you want a formal (or more normal) introduction to me, read this: Who Is This Woman? Never mind who I am. Who would I be if I were someone else? If I were a columnist ...